Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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