So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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