Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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