someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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