It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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