This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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