office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
