office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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