ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
