Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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