at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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