Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
