Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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