Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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