You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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