life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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