Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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