Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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