Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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