Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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