In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
are you so shy because you have an std?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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You. Win. At. Life.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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