We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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