No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
