I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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