no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When are your genitals available?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
