to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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