You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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