id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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