We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
