I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
