Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
