i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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