this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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