I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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