He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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