So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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