so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
