"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
