If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
your like the ambassador to my penis.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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