don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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