Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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