Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The adults are the big ones right?
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