worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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