Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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