i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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