she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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