I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Alive.
So much puke
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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