I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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