So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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