I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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