Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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